Announcing!!! The New! The Amazing!! The SNOT RAG Diet!!!
That's right, folks! Now YOU can loose weight by using the Snot Rag Diet!
It works wonders! Simply send me $19.95 a month for three months and I will send you one of my old snot rags. It's easy to use and works with no additional exercise or food restrictions on your part.
You just suck on my old snot rag for a day and in no time you, too, will be losing weight every morning.
The process is simple. You wake up in the morning feeling like crud. You get up and spend the next half-hour over the sink while your natural responses causes you to spit up that unwanted weight right down the drain.
It's safe. It's all natural. No additives or chemicals involved.
And the pounds just flow out of your mouth like.....well....like greased snot!!!
BUT WAIT! There's more. If you are one of the first 15 people to respond to this offer, I will send you a second snot rag for free! That's right. Two snot rags for the price of one. When you stop sneezing and hacking, just suck on the second snot rag and you can start all over again.
Just think.....No effort weight lose. Just for sucking a snot rag.
BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!! Call within the next 15 minutes and we will send you a special personalized Zip Lock Bag just for you. You wouldn't want to let anyone else get YOUR snot rag!!! This personalized Zip Lock Bag will keep your Snot Rag fresh as the day I used them.
This offer won't last long and supplies are limited. So Hurry! Be the first on your block to own an original Snot Rag!
Express shipping available at an additional cost.
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Good morning everyone. As you can tell, it has been a couple of wild days and I needed to get my creative juices out before they blew up like my nose has.
I finally went to the Doctor yesterday and he couldn't really find anything wrong. I've just been snotty sick for 8 days. So he gave me some medicines and is hoping that will make it better.
You know what they say: Doctors practice medicine. They practice and practice. They just never seem to get it right.
The good side is that the Snot Rag Diet DOES work. I am now at 245.5. That's 5 pounds and headed down.
I'm not going to review what I have eaten over the past few days. I'm not sure you feel like that right now especially after reading about the Snot Rag Diet. We'll start with a new slate ( uh...PLATE) tomorrow.
Please have a great day! I pray that God blesses you the way He has me!